54 Political Language Translations

Campaign — Bribery Invitation

Lobby — Bribery Offer

New Legislation — Accepted Bribe

Promise — Fat Chance /When Pigs Fly

Classified — Incriminating Shit

Redact — Hide Incriminating Shit

National Security — Excuse to Hide Incriminating Shit

National Interest — Others Peoples Shit Targeted for Theft

Republicans — Political Bloods

Democrats — Political Crips

Troops — Government Hitmen

Veteran — Retired Government Hitman

Help — N/A /Trojan Horse

Morals — N/A /Gibberish

American Values — Sanctioned Crimes

Threat — Made Up Shit /War Crime Excuse

Liberate — Attack /Invade /Mass Murder

Terrorist — Resistor /Patsy/Patriot

Terrorist Attack — False Flag /Patriotic Act

Enemies — Non-Submissive /Resistor/Whistleblower/Potential Victims

Insurgents — Non-Submissive -Resistant Combatants /Inter. Invasion Victims

Casualties — Innocent Victims (mostly women & children)

Secure — Seize /Confiscate /Steal

Voting — N/A /Imaginary Choice (see illusion)

Elections — Rigged System (see illusion)

Tax Break — Molestation of Poor /Party for Rich

Tax Cut — Full Penetration of Poor / Orgy for Rich

Income Tax — Individual Raping/Perpetual Theft of Citizens

I.R.S. — Involuntary Rape System

1% — Rapists

99% — Victims of Rapists

Tax Incentive — Molestation Excuse

Political Incentive — Rape Excuse

Corporate Incentive— Sodomy Excuse

Conspiracy Theory — Likely Fact

Conspiracy Theorist — Whistleblower

Illegal Aliens — Former Owners /Misc. Minorities

Law & Order — N/A /Government Abuse & Self Preservation

Immunity — Government Self Pardon

Far Right — Extreme Racist

Alt Right — Confused Racist

Criminals — Citizens Without Immunity

Violent Groups — Peaceful Protesters

White Homeland — Stolen Country

American History — Propagandous Bullshit /Fake News

Founding Fathers — Freedom Loving Slave Owners /Career Lawyers & Politicians

Intelligence Network — Spy Ring /Fake News Source

Peaceful Resolution — Forced Submission

Defend Freedom — Terrorize & Deny Others Freedom

Freedom Of Information — Extremely Limited Access/Freedom to Redact

Constitution — N/A /(see Articles of Incorporation & Perpetual Union)

Federal Constitution — Bankruptcy Compact Disguised as Constitution

C.I.A. — Criminal Enterprise /Sophisticated Spy Ring /International Gun & Drug Traffickers (see Israeli puppet)

F.B.I.— Criminal Enterprise /Domestic Terror Network Disguised as Law Enforcement (fights competition)